- I need a fucking tutorial on Photoshop. I would love to be able to show you how this blog on Skirt! was featured for about 2.2 seconds on the national main page of their website today, but since I can't figure out how to get my screen print to show any bigger than Smurf size (which is really fucking lame) you're going to have to trust me and just go read it.
- I can do cool shit, like cut my own hair & it wasn't so bad. See & enjoy, because I won't post pictures of myself very often:
(So, not happy with the way I'm aging and therefore have invested too much money in fucking collagen products...shit, balls, douche.)
(This is my fat tongue, which apparently will NEVER need fucking collagen...asshole tongue.)
- I am also awesome at ordering really fantastic t-shirts online. I finally got my t-shirt order from Cafe Press and am very happy--especially about this one...
Alright. Enough fucking pictures for one night. You're going to get spoiled. Don't get used to this shit. It won't last.