Ian has a new word. He says it with absolute clarity and perfect articulation.
My life will never be the same. I have to stop cussing. At least out loud. My writing, however, is going to be absolutely profane. I'm sorry.
Now is where you should jump ship if you are easily offended.
Shit. Fuck. Balls. Cock. Douchebag. Son of a bitch. Motherfucker. DAMMIT!!!!!
I'm going to go wash my own mouth out with soap now.